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Apr 172013
 

Becca goes up a familiar beanstalk for the latest fairy tale film… 

 

Yet another fairy story receives a dust of movie magic, under the rather clever tagline, “If you think you know the story, you don’t know Jack”, even if it isn’t quite true.

The story begins in the small town of Cloister, where in an attempt to find a way to get closer to God, a group of monks grow some magic beans to create a beanstalk large enough to take them to him. As you do. Sadly, they never get that far, because a horde of giants live in between – and the naive monks have just given them the ability to come down and steal stuff and eat everyone.

Fortunately the King has a crown forged from the heart of a giant that gives him control over them (somehow), and he banishes them back up into their castle forever.

Centuries pass, and that part of Cloister’s history has faded into legend. A young man named Jack (Nicholas Hoult, Warm Bodies) is looking for adventure, like that from the story books his father used to read to him as a child. While wondering the market in a hope to sell his horse to fix his cottage roof, he crosses paths with a monk, who gives Jack some beans in exchange for the horse. He warns him not to get them wet (I’m getting Gremlin flash-backs just writing it), and Jack returns home penniless and a little bit puzzled.

Princess Isabelle (Eleanor Tomlinson, Alice in Wonderland) is also looking for adventure, and would much rather go off to explore new worlds, than marry the king’s advisor, Roderick (Stanley Tucci, who plays Caesar Flickerman in The Hunger Games). Jack comes to her rescue when some men give her a spot of bother and then again, when she is looking for shelter from the rain after sneaking out in typical bad-girl fashion. Unfortunately he still has the beans, his house still has a leak, and, well, you can guess what happens next, can’t you? 

The film is entertaining at a glance, with enthusiastic acting from everyone involved, particularly from Ewan McGregor as Isabelle’s protector, Elmont who seems to get all the snappy lines and looks dashing with a moustache. Stanley Tucci also plays a fun, brilliantly slimy character, however he doesn’t nearly enough screen time, while Jack plays the hero. Hoult excelled himself in Warm Bodies, but here, his role seems effortless for him, though it is pretty forgetable. Unfortunately the plot feels bland and overused, though you get the impression the writer tried incredibly hard to make it feel original; the twist at the end certainly makes it that, but even by changing the name of the title, it’s still going to be Jack coming up against a giant or two, while some damsel needs de-stressing, which may remind some of David and Goliath, so is hardly new.

Also, though I love Bill Nighy’s performances in everything that he does –from that hilarious cover of ‘Love Is All Around’ in Love Actually that is actually miles better than the original, to that heartfelt speech about Van Gogh in an episode of Doctor Who – he voices proves to be a massive distraction, as bad giant General Fallon, because, he sounds almost exactly like he did in Pirates of the Caribbean, except the CGI isn’t nearly as good (especially when watched stretched across a giant IMAX screen in 3D).

But my biggest peeve? The battle at the end, and the giants’ absolutely ridiculous struggle to open a castle drawbridge. I watched this twice, and I still do not see the logic in it.

So, Jack the Giant Slayer is an almost great fairy-tale-turned-film that mounts the band-wagon, but will certainly make for a fun day out.

Rating: 3/5

Apr 122013
 

The ghost of Margaret Thatcher haunts Darsham in Suffolk. Working with the VXM project the Belgium partners created this 2 minute film in 2 days during a visit to Darsham as part of a series of workshops based around the paranormal.

Apr 122013
 

Short trailer for paranormal film short ‘Mindplay made by a group of VXM and Belgium students as part of a series of 2 day workshops whilst on a visit to Suffolk.

Apr 052013
 

Becca takes a look at a zombie film with a romantic twist…there’s something you don’t hear everyday!

Warm Bodies

I’m going to be honest with you, I tend to avoid zombie films if any are released at the cinema (well, except maybe Shaun of the Dead, but you don’t have to love horror to enjoy that). This is probably because I am a complete and utter wimp, and do not enjoy the idea of one chasing me, but that’s another story…

Warm Bodies, on the other hand, is a zombie film with a difference. It’s a zom-rom-com; yup, a romantic-comedy with dead people, based on the book by Isaac Marion who took inspiration from a certain Shakespearean play.

Our main character is R (Nicholas Hoult, X-Men: First Class), a zombie who can’t remember his name, but is unlike any of the other living corpses. You see, he still has a conscience, which is a real problem when it comes to feeding off those unaffected by whatever it was that started this whole apocalypse. He also has a thing about collecting trinkets and vinyl records he keeps in a plane at an abandoned runway in a way that is strangely endearing.

But, of course, the living humans do not know this, as they are hidden on the other side of the giant wall separating them from each other, until one fateful day when R rescues Julie (Teresa Palmer, The Sorcerer’s Apprentice) from being eaten…though he still has time to scoff the brain of her boyfriend. Imagine her confusion when he takes her back to his plane, where it is ‘safe’. There, she discovers he isn’t like the other dead people, and an unlikely romance begins to blossom, which starts to bring R and the zombies back to life.

The film begins with a dead-pan (ha-ha, zombie humour) monologue from R criticising himself, which frequently happens with hilarious comic timing, particularly when he checks his behaviour around Julie, telling himself over and over again to not be creepy before speaking to her. That’s right, a zombie that can speak! Hoult’s American accent is impeccable, and when combined with the authentic zombie shuffle we’re so tiresomely familiar with, and the realistic-looking make-up to finish it off, you are successfully distracted from wondering “where have I seen this guy before?” which is always a good sign of a great actor.

His chemistry with Palmer is awkward in a funny way, with very little angst (so you can stop with the questions about Twilight comparisons right there, alright?). R hardly says anything, but when he does it’s incredibly sweet, such as when they are listening to his vinyl collection (saying that, the music in this film brilliant). However, it is R’s fellow zombie buddy M and Julie’s friend Nora who end up stealing the show with all the best, surprising lines.

The only downside to this film was the creatures known as ‘Bonies’. They literally are living skeletons, who used to be zombies, and are also the ones in charge in their territory. Except when compared to the clever use of make-up to make the zombies look as real as they do, the use of CGI has left the Bonies looking oddly blurred, but still very creepy.

So to conclude, Warm Bodies does what the title tells you; it leaves you with a warm feeling in your heart. If you are one of those who perhaps do not enjoy the idea of watching Night of the Living Dead or Resident Evil, but are tired of the conventions of your standard rom-com, then this is the film for you.

Rating: 4/5

Mar 282013
 

Becca gets hit by Tropic Thunder in this hilarious parody of everything film.

 

Take a glance at the poster for a second. Looks like a stereotypical, tedious run-of-the-mill action movie, right? True, you’d be almost completely correct, but only almost. The movie is in fact a movie WITHIN a movie.

With me so far? Okay. A group of high-maintenance actors are plunged deep in the jungle to make a high-budget film called ‘Tropic Thunder’, based on the experiences of a Vietnam War hero, who unfortunately lost his hands in battle. But when their director (Steve Coogan) gets blown up by a mine, the penny slowly begins to drop that maybe, just maybe, making the film is the least of their worries.

There’s Tugg Speedman (Ben Stiller), a Sylvester Stallone-like action man who cannot cry on command, Jeff Portnoy (Jack Black), famous for playing an entire family of fat people (think Eddie Murphy in The Nutty Professor) and Kirk Lazarus (Robert Downey Jr.), an Australian who immerses himself in his roles so much, he undergoes a major operation that turns him black, especially for his part in ‘Tropic Thunder’.

So what makes this film so great? It’s such a blatant guy film, what with all the explosions, filthy language and the distinct lack of female characters, I often wonder how it is so many people – women included – grin when it is brought up. Personally, I think it is because the entire film is essentially a parody of the film industry. The lifestyles, the product placement, even the fake trailers at the beginning hit it spot-on, particularly the ones staring Stiller/Speedman. They address the habitually ridiculous absurdity of action sequels…and he’s made five of them. Look out for a rather unorthodox cameo from Tobey Maguire in Kirk Lazarus’ film, ‘Satan’s Abbey’.

I probably should talk about Ben Stiller first, as he is the main character, but to be frank, he is the same character Stiller is so good at portraying (i.e. the moronic guy who doesn’t really know how much of a moron he is), so I shall move onto Robert Downey Jr.’s role. The man got nominated for many awards for it, and you can see why. When he’s not wearing an afro etc. he’s got blonde hair, incredibly startling blue eyes and an Australian accent, but he steals the show as “the dude, playing the dude, disguised as another dude” (a quote which has yet to lose its comic effect, like most of his lines), and proves how much of a method actor he is.

This makes me wonder if the same can be said for Tom Cruise. Yup, he has a role in Tropic Thunder as well, don’t you know. He plays Len Grossman, the big cheese behind Tugg Speedman’s career – honestly, just look at those pit-stains! This was an unexpected move from Cruise, as we are more accustomed to him playing Ethan Hunt, rather than a balding, overweight dude who has enough power to make strangers punch people in the face for him, likes a nice dance to the odd expletive-ridden rap song (case in point: the end credits), and swears like a drunk sailor. It’s hard to tell if this is him flexing his acting muscles, or just messing around; probably a bit of both.

So, Tropic Thunder is not your standard action-comedy film, with an incredibly un-PC, tongue-in-cheek look at the action industry that has been a long while coming.

Rating: 4/5

Feb 282013
 

 

Wreck-It Ralph is the bad guy from an arcade game, ‘Fix-It Felix Jr.’, inspired by the original Super Mario game. It’s his job to destroy a building in a fit of rage, while Felix, the hero (and the gamer) fixes it with his golden hammer, saves the townspeople and gets a medal for his hard work. Thirty years on, and Ralph (John C. Reilly) has had enough, so ‘goes turbo’, and does the unthinkable – he leaves his game, to prove himself to be a good guy, and get a medal of his own.

As expected, the unique thing about this film is that it plays around with the audience’s knowledge of the gaming industry, to great effect. In his first attempt at being the hero, Ralph yells in despair “Why is this game so violent?”, while shooting very Alien-esque creatures in a game called ‘Hero’s Duty’, an obvious pastiche of boys’ favourite ‘Call of Duty’. Despite this, it is still most certainly a family film: both the Bad Guys’ support group and Game Central Station have more gaming cameos in there to give hard-core gamers (or those of a certain age), a real buzz of nostalgia and excitement, while the kids will enjoy the fun plot, and characters.

A very important character is Vanellope (Sarah Silverman), in which Ralph comes across in a game called ‘Sugar Rush’ (inspired by Mario Kart). She is an original character, based on Silverman when she was a girl, after the director read her autobiography, ‘The Bedwetter’. Vanellope is apparently just a glitch in her game, bullied by the other characters there, who believe she cannot and should not race with them. She is the one who deals with most of the emotional aspects of the film, even though Ralph is still the main character.

Jane Lynch (Sue Sylvester from Sky 1’s Glee) also provides the voice of the captain from ‘Hero’s Duty’, a tough, no-nonsense soldier who captures the heart of Fix-it Felix. As with almost everyone else in the story, I would have liked a bit more development into their relationship, because it was very sweet. But who knows? Maybe they’ll get their own sequel?

In conclusion, ‘Wreck-It Ralph’ is most certainly not in the same league of brilliance as the Toy Story trilogy, but it is good enough to please the younger audiences and those young at heart. ‘Paperman’, the Oscar-winning animated short shown before the film starts is absolutely amazing.

Rating: 3/5

Feb 182013
 

Saddle up par’dners, it’s time for a rip-roarin’ ride in the west for liberty, vengence and romance in this latest escapade from Mr Tarantino…

Django Unchained

I don’t know about you, but mention the phrase ‘spaghetti western’ to me, and I immediately imagine Clint Eastwood, trudging through some dusty town with a strange name that has narrow roads strangely ideal for gun slinging showdowns, set sometime in the 1800s. But there’s something missing. Black slavery was certainly the norm around that time, so how come there is nothing about it in these films? This appears to be the question Quentin Tarantino asked himself before making Django Unchained, and so decided to once again break the mould of his chosen genre in the most inspired (and controversial?) way as possible.

The story is simple enough: a hero named Django (Jamie Foxx) wishes to find and rescue his lady-love (Kerry Washington) from some nasty folk. But the difference with our hero is he’s a liberated black slave, and the nasty folk are traders. Also, his liberator/mentor is a smooth-talking German bounty-hunter called Dr King Shultz (Christopher Waltz), who seems to have warrants for every person (slave trader) he ends up killing; he teaches Django everything he knows, in order to get vengeance on those who have his wife.

Leaving lots of dead bodies in their wake, the duo find Broomhilda at a plantation called Candyland, owned by charming but brutal Calvin Candie (Leonardo DiCaprio), who specialises in trading black men who fight to the death for his own profit. They try to bargain with him about buying Broomhilda from him. Yet Candie is not the only person they have to fool. His most faithful slave is Stephen (played with chilling zeal by Samuel L. Jackson), who has lived and worked for Candie’s family for almost all his life, and follows the white people’s way of thinking to the point where it proves to be rather prickly viewing. In a good way, though.

Django Unchained is a tip of a courteous hat towards the old westerns – but also a rousing punch in the face, as it sheds a brutal light on the racism they didn’t want to show back then. I counted the use of the n-word (nope, I don’t like saying it. There’s a generation gap for you) 107 times, and though the scene with the KKK having trouble with their masks was quite funny, I didn’t feel entirely comfortable laughing about it, knowing what their beliefs are.

I have only seen three of the films within Tarantino’s repertoire so far, but they are enough to get to grips with his unique style of quirky film-making, such as graphic violence so splattering, it sprays a white house red, and the post-modern music. An unexpected hip-hop track is used, for one example, which should not work within a story set in the 19th century. But it is used when Django is walking tall in leather, shades and a cowboy hat, beside Candie’s convoy of slaves and acquaintances, so it really does in a surprisingly powerful way.

Jamie Foxx proves to be an excellent hero, making Django’s triumphant transition from softly-spoken slave to ruthless bounty hunter, with a noble cause look utterly believable, often sparing his victims a single amusingly glib remark before they die. Waltz, however, almost steals the show (much like he does in Inglorious Basterds) with a suave and cheerful performance, which belays his rather bleak profession. You get the feeling Tarantino had the actor in mind when writing the story, and he certainly does not disappoint.

Despite the context of the film, it does not preach about racism. If anything, it gives you more reason to root for Django and Broomhilda, like any other love story…with that extra-added thrill and humour.

Rating: 5/5

By Becca

Feb 052013
 

Becca’s Top 10 Films of 2012

 

Becca reveals which films made her year…

2012 was a year of many things. There were the obvious highlight of the Olympics and the Paralympics, and the introduction of dance craze Gangnam Style (yup, I had to put that out there), but then there were also some lows, such as the government making an even bigger pig’s ear out of things, freaky weather conditions – and BBC1’s Merlin finished after five series, to which I am still utterly gutted about.

However, it was also a year of some rather awesome films, so here are my top ten from my least to most favourite…

Warning: contains spoilers!

 

10. Breaking Dawn Part 2

Ahh, what a disappointment. Twi-hards came in their thousands to witness the final film of the phenomenally successful Twilight Saga, based on the equally successful books by Stephenie Meyer. For those who don’t by now (if that is the case, where have you been these past four years??), they chronicle the trials and tribulations of an ordinary girl named Bella falling in love with a beautiful vegetarian vampire, named Edward who can read minds…except for hers. Breaking Dawn Part 2 carries on from where Part 1 left off (duh); Bella has completed her transformation into a vampire, after the rather traumatic birth of her human-vampire-hybrid daughter, Renesmee, and all the drama that follows. Sigh.

Being a huge fan of the books and films, I would have placed this further up in my list, but there were too many reasons why I didn’t. The effects were awful, there were too many characters not doing very much, and THAT little plot twist near the end which left many fans grinding their teeth in fury, and/or fainting in the aisles (okay, maybe that’s a slight exaggeration) really let me down, despite staying fairly close to the books.

I gave this film 3 out of 5 stars

 

9. The Muppets

I often find I struggle to know where I stand with the Muppet movies. Some of them pile of way too much tedious schmaltz (Muppets From Space springs to mind), whilst others hit it right on the head regarding the ironic in-jokes, and the countless celebrity cameos that the films have become famous for.

Furthermore, The Muppets, though not a particularly inspired title, brought them back into the limelight after an eleven-year gap…and it’s like they were never away. Miss Piggy, Kermit, Gonzo and Fozzy (to name a couple) return, fighting to save their beloved theatre from being torn down by an evil tycoon (whose maniacal laugh is literally a maniacal laugh), with help from their number one fan, Walter, who is the brother of Jason Segal’s character Gary – and is also a Muppet.

After watching this, my opinion about the Muppets has swayed in a more positive direction, (I blame the brilliant music numbers), so let’s hope the upcoming sequel will be just as entertaining.

I gave this film 4 out of 5 stars

 

8. The Amazing Spiderman

 

Upon hearing that the Spiderman films were going to be rebooted, many fans were incredibly sceptical to say the least. Partly because many thought it was too soon, but mostly because we all wondered why we needed another film which covered the same ground of Peter Parker’s origins (most likely answer being the money).

Then the first trailer was released. Okay, so running across rooftops and doing what Spiderman does best (from his perspective, no less) was an interesting and exciting move, but his new suit was quite the Marmite-like topic even before the film came out, and I admit my hopes were not particularly high, having grown up watching the original Spiderman starring Tobey Maguire. But from his very first scene, Andrew Garfield won me over. Dorky and a little on the lanky side, he did what Maguire could not – make Peter Parker actually quite cool, and his interactions with Emma Stone’s Gwen Stacey were sometimes sweet, mostly awkward, but always absolutely genuine.

The effects let it down a little (i.e. Curt Connors’ Lizard – seriously, what’s going on with his mouth?), and no one likes to see an important character die again, especially as Martin Sheen proves to be a warmer, more paternal Uncle Ben. Other than that, though, I thoroughly enjoyed The Amazing Spiderman, and it surpassed my expectations satisfactorily.

I gave this film 4 out of 5 stars

 

7. The Hunger Games

This was an easy choice to make. Even before its film release, The Hunger Games was being dubbed as the new Twilight which, after following one of a friends’ strict instructions to read the books, I realised that was a rather lazy, inaccurate subtitle to sell it with. Katniss Everdeen is too much of a badass to take any nonsense from any moody, sparkly vampires. Case closed.

She lives in one of twelve districts, where every year, one boy and one girl are chosen to represent their districts in The Hunger Games. A brutal test of survival and strength, which Katniss volunteers for in the place of her younger sister. Like I said, she’s a brave one, and determined at that.

In my review, I found it incredibly hard to find anything to criticise about. Despite some plot changes (Peeta not losing his leg at the end, etc. etc.), the whole thing felt raw and real, and Jennifer Lawrence’s performance as Katniss has effectively made her a household name. Bring on (the sequel) Catching Fire!

I gave this film 5 out of 5 stars

 

6. Snow White and the Huntsman

Admittedly, I struggled to decide whether or not to mention both the two big-screen adaptations of Snow White, because I enjoyed both of them for different reasons. Mirror Mirror is bright, bubbly and great entertainment for when you need something cheerful to tide you over during the cold weather. But, I liked Snow White and the Huntsman for a number of reasons.

It is such a darker, more mature version for a start, and Charlize Theron is astounding as the Evil Queen, Ravenna (heck, even her name sounds evil!).

Chris Hemsworth is a sorrowful Huntsman with a Scottish accent, and Kristen Stewart is…well, average as Snow White. Once again, she is what disappointed me most in the film – that, and the distinct lack of real dwarves, no matter how funny they were.

But as much as I liked the film, it is the official song, “Breath of Life” by Florence and the Machine that pushes this up higher than The Hunger Games in my list. It has been about seven months since I first heard it, and I still cannot stop listening to it.

I gave this film 4 out of 5 stars

 

 

5. The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

 

It was the film I had been waiting for ever since reading the book – and boy was it worth the wait! Martin Freeman is perfect as Bilbo Baggins, in what has become known as the less serious look at Middle Earth. I mean, the book is for children after all, but it still manages to be absolutely epic, not just in its general feel, but also its running time: I was sat in that IMAX theatre for about three hours!

However, the film itself was bulked considerably out by the constant nudges towards the Lord of the Rings, purely for the benefit of those who have only seen the films, which I found rather distracting. Still, despite some of them retracting from the story (i.e. Radagast the Brown, and the Nazgûl blade), I enjoyed it all the same!

I gave this film 4 out of 5 stars

 

4. Pirates! An Adventure with Scientists

Anything that has something to do with Aardman Studios is a good thing, I think – and in the case of Pirates! An Adventure with Scientists, it is a fantastic thing. For a start, it’s about a pirate captain called the Pirate Captain (you can’t make this stuff up!), who is voiced by Hugh Grant (Hugh Grant!), who just wants to win the Pirate of the Year Award, and prove to his loyal pirate posse that he’s not a loser. Awww.

So, why do I love it? Well, Queen Victoria is the (surprisingly athletic), villain with a vendetta against pirates. The cast is about as British as a custard cream being dunked in a cup of tea, featuring Lenny Henry, Martin Freeman, David Tennant, Imelda Staunton and Brian Blessed. Phew. And it is suitable for all ages, which is always a bonus. The kids enjoy the references to ham and general pirate-y antics, while the parents go for the amusing and often ironic sense of humour throughout.

Oh, and The Clash feature on the soundtrack!

I gave this film 3 out of 5 stars

 

3. Skyfall

 

Huzzah! My faith in 007 films has been restored! Scrapping the puzzling plotlines, and returning back to basics with style. The traditional (a.k.a rather gleefully nuts) Bond villain returns fabulously in the form of Javier Bardem, and the humour is as dry as ever, under a bucket-load of angst courtesy of Daniel Craig (who else?).

It has everything. Humour: most of the exchanges between Bond and all the other characters. Action: globetrotting from Shanghai to London (blame the recession), in probably the most tense Underground chase scene since An American Werewolf In London, complete with a cheeky slide down an escalator. And then there’s the fact Bond gets shot within the first few minutes of the film…

Thankfully, Adele’s award-winning theme tune gives you time to catch your breath, before things really kick off.

I gave this film 4 out of 5 stars

 

2. The Dark Knight Rises

Christopher Nolan’s much-needed revamp of the Batman franchise has been a success since Batman Begins came out in 2005; not only do they stay faithful to the dismally dull and dreary atmosphere of some of the comics, but there were (mercifully) no terrible puns in sight, and you were left wondering how the hell the next one could be any better. This was certainly the case with The Dark Knight, courtesy of Heath Ledger’s deliciously unhinged performance as the Joker.

But then there was The Dark Knight Rises. And did it rise! The plot is intelligent, the dialogue is slick, and the bad guy is bad enough to shove the most iconic Batman villain well and truly in the shade. I mean, Bane is an absolute giant of a man, anyway, but Tom Hardy’s performance is nothing short of transfixing. Plus, that breathing apparatus makes him look half-Predator, so he’s even more intimidating.

My favourite performance is still Anne Hathaway as a kickass Catwoman, with the best, most quotable one-liners in the film, and Christian Bale is a wounded soul. Literally! He has to strap his leg up before stepping into his suit, from past injuries, and that’s before Bane breaks his back.

Also, this is one of the rare films that, although the ending ties up all loose ends, it stills leaves room for more. But that could just be wishful thinking, eh?

I gave this film 5 out of 5 stars

 

And finally, (drum roll please)…

 

  1. Avengers Assemble

Oh yes, there’s no question about it. I LOVE this film, and I’ve got the T-shirt to prove it. Marvel had been hedging towards this momentous slice of awesomeness ever since 2008, with sneaky little hints (such as Tony Stark using Captain America’s shield as, um, something to lean on in Iron Man 2) and post-credit scenes that didn’t really give much away unless you were familiar with the comics.

I was a little worried at first though (after being completely blown away by the sneak peek after Captain America): most of the heroes have very complicated personalities, particularly the Hulk, so to pull them all off whilst having them work together without the end result feeling like a fan-made piece of terrible, bitter disappointment, was going to be a very daunting task indeed.

Except there was nothing to worry about, because Joss Whedon made it look easy. You’re not conscious of the 2 hours and twenty three minutes that pass, because you’re enjoying yourself too much. There’s enough action to keep you on the edge of your seat, such as the stupendous smack-down in the woods before the boys get their acts together and team up, and comedy to keep you laughing, sometimes all in one scene – often at the expense of whoever is foolhardy enough to get in Hulk’s way (which Loki learns the hard way!).

Okay, so it’s not in the same deep and meaningful league as The Dark Knight Rises, but it sure is an absolute blast to watch over and over again!

I gave this film 5 out of 5 stars

 

So, that’s my winner, but what do you think was the best film of 2012?